Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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