PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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