his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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