Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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