sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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