I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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