What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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