I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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