found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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