do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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