I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Little spoons don't ask big questions
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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