I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
where does the pee come out of this thing
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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