well you can't waste a boner
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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