i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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