I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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