Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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