nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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