that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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