Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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