I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
