Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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