If i could tip my vagina, i would.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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