You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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