Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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