dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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