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why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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