They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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