im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
smell my finger.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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