Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I just gift wrapped bread.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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