you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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