I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Two words: nipple clamps
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