I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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