i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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