I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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