Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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