I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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