do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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