You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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