I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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