I just made out with a guy for $7.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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