So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Everyone says I win the strip club
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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