We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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