He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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