I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Operation Purity has been aborted
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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