I think I died a long time ago.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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