The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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