seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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