is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just google imaged poop.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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