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Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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