You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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