so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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