Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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