On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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