is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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