After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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